




Photo: The Village Idiot

The Village Idiot
Verified by venue15 Oct 2026
Who's there right now
Live from real check-ins on PULSE.
Bookings recommended · call
About
Vintage neighbourhood bar with braai food, balcony and late DJs
This week
Wed
Soul Shaker
Afro House · DJs
from 9 PM
Thu
Idiots Unplugged Karaoke
Karaoke & DJs
from 9 PM
Fri
Eclectic, feel-good, singalongs
DJs
from 9 PM
Sat
Eclectic, feel-good, singalongs
DJs
from 9 PM
Specials
Drinks
Happy hour
Wed – Sat · 6 PM – 9 PM
2x TequilasR70
2x Village BeersR90
2x Double & MixR95
2x Double & Red BullR115
2x FrozensR110
2x PornstarsR160
Other specials
Wednesdays
Burger + DopR140
3 Sliders + JugR230
Thursdays
3 Course DinnerR250
Fridays
Discounted bottle packages
Free jug or bottle of bubbly with platter order
Saturdays
Rib & Wing ComboR250
Hours
MonClosed
TueClosed
Wed6 PM – 4 AM
Thu6 PM – 4 AM
Fri6 PM – 4 AM
Sat6 PM – 4 AM
SunClosed
Age18+
Dress codeSmart casual
PriceR
BookingsRecommended
Private functions · up to 50 guests
Good to know
Vibe
Social
Music
Dance floor
Good for
GroupsDate nightSundownersRemote work
Food and drink
Braai foodPizzaBurgersSaladsPlattersCocktailsCraft BeerWineBottle ServiceVegetarianVeganGluten-free
Space and access
Outdoor seatingFireplacePool tableSport screeningSmoking areaCard paymentsCashCity viewPrivate roomGroup bookingsStreet parking
Bookings
Phone, DM, Dineplan
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